That’s a stronger cut on my foot than it seems because I’m a woman who doesn’t know how to wear shoes without getting hurt, and also everything hurts.

That’s a stronger cut on my foot than it seems because I’m a woman who doesn’t know how to wear shoes without getting hurt, and also everything hurts.

“My response to her—and I remember this clearly—was, ‘I like to bake, you C-U-N-T.’”
— Alexis Neiers is brilliant as fuck, you guys

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“Fast-forward ten years, everyone is doing yoga and drinking their juice fucking cleanses and thinking they’re super spiritual.”
— Alexis Neiers in Vice

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Now probably isn’t the best time to be poking the bear, but I’m a little sister above all else, so it’s in my DNA. This is a picture I sent my often-fretting sister, whose wedding is this weekend. It’s in a field, and you have to arrive via four wheeler. She is very concerned that I have no idea how to dress for this occasion, which is dumb because I subscribe to Vogue. Anyway, just for funsies, I sent my sister this picture, exclaiming that I had finally found the perfect dress for her wedding. Her response may have been “Shut the fuck up,” but I know in my heart of hearts that she thinks I’m a comic genius (and potential prom queen).

Now probably isn’t the best time to be poking the bear, but I’m a little sister above all else, so it’s in my DNA. This is a picture I sent my often-fretting sister, whose wedding is this weekend. It’s in a field, and you have to arrive via four wheeler. She is very concerned that I have no idea how to dress for this occasion, which is dumb because I subscribe to Vogue. Anyway, just for funsies, I sent my sister this picture, exclaiming that I had finally found the perfect dress for her wedding. Her response may have been “Shut the fuck up,” but I know in my heart of hearts that she thinks I’m a comic genius (and potential prom queen).

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“I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded.”
— Mindy Kaling (via undreamedshorelines)

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The first webcam watched a coffee pot. It allowed researchers at Cambridge to monitor the coffee situation without leaving their desks.

This makes so much sense to me.

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Sooooooooooooooo buying yourself your own flowers and putting them in a vase on your kitchen table isn’t the super lamest, right? I mean, it’s not. It’s most definitely not. I’m hip.

Sooooooooooooooo buying yourself your own flowers and putting them in a vase on your kitchen table isn’t the super lamest, right? I mean, it’s not. It’s most definitely not. I’m hip.

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Today

• I broke my juice cleanse (following 3 days) with coffee (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and a bagel and hash browns. I promptly threw up after eating, thereby solidifying that coffee is the only thing I can count on in my life.

• Straight up screamed at a coworker in both angst and agony, and not at him but to him, sheer frustration of a day’s work that was fruitless.

• Finally, at 5:30, mustered the ability to eat a salad and some fresh fruit after nearly fainting in the elevator. Funny - I was most concerned about passing out DURING the juice cleanse, not after.

• Cursed every college in Boston that is having a graduation this weekend and the tourism industry as whole. GIVE ME MY SIDEWALKS AND SUBWAY CARS BACK, YOU SLOW WALKING, NO MANNERS HAVING IDIOTS.

• Skipped yoga class, which is just blatantly obvious given that last bullet point.

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melsanie: Good morning! Let’s start your Friday with jealousy of a 6 year old girl. TGIF! Maybe this will make everyone’s Saturday be the best Saturday

melsanie:

Good morning! Let’s start your Friday with jealousy of a 6 year old girl. TGIF!

Maybe this will make everyone’s Saturday be the best Saturday

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Tamimi Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya

“Giraffe Manor offers you an unparalleled experience of the giraffes, with them vying for your attention at the breakfast table, the front door and even your bedroom window.”

(Photos from here and here)

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