May 2013
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“I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch...”
– Mindy Kaling (via undreamedshorelines)
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The first webcam watched a coffee pot. It allowed...
This makes so much sense to me.
(source)
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Today
• I broke my juice cleanse (following 3 days) with coffee (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and a bagel and hash browns. I promptly threw up after eating, thereby solidifying that coffee is the only thing I can count on in my life.
• Straight up screamed at a coworker in both angst and agony, and not at him but to him, sheer frustration of a day’s work that was fruitless.
• Finally, at 5:30, mustered the...
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I love coffee the same way that normal people like their dogs or whatever.
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“This cab driver is psycho, and I don’t mean that in the loving way you use...”
– Texts sent from a cab at 3 AM
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Things I'm Afraid will (slash have valid concerns...
- I’ll black out/faint/pass out (only have a history of this happening after shots/blood being drawn, but most recently I have blacked out while standing - aka didn’t lose consciousness - due to lack of caloric intake, spike in blood sugar, and general overwhelming fatigue.
- Overwhelming fatigue, to the point that I cannot function
- Inability to get enough Iron/protein/calcium,...
Two phrases I've used tonight to describe a woman...
- “She has a face for porn. I’ve seen plenty of porn with people in it who have a face like her. I’m serious.”
- “I bet she’s a racist.”
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“Give yourself permission to be okay.”
– Iyanla Vanzant
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folkinz:
Mariah Carey ft. Miguel: Beautiful
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I’m actually offended at how dumb American Airlines is, and how much airports have been the absolute bane of my existence over the past 3 days. I AM NOT THE PERSON WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT TRAVEL!! I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT!! I hate that in all this I am a silly commoner who is bitching about air travel. How fucking benign.
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I saw this guy on Twitter (who, just so we’re in the same page, lists himself as “Christian, Conservative, and a Constitutionalist”) who in all seriousness hit up a girl to ask her how she could consider herself both a Christian AND a feminist. I, for one, am stunned.
I live in a ridiculously busy area of Cambridge, which I do actually love. The only problem is that the concept of “sleeping in” is completely lost in all of the ruckus of the guy pushing the shopping cart full of glass bottles and the delivery trucks and the trash trucks (I don’t actually think our trash gets picked up daily and yet that damn loud ass trash truck goes by all the...
An open letter to the woman on the T who just sat...
So I’m rockin the bag lady today (aka tons o’ bags) and OF COURSE you want to sit by me even though there are 4 other wide open seats because ruining lives is fun. It’s fine.
April 2013
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If you’re angry and all you want to do is yell and scream at your [partner] - do the opposite. Go home and love him. Give him a blow job. (Advice from Gwyneth Paltrow and am I psycho for believing in this??)
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My Instagram Pictures Are Fabulous; My Life Is Not... →
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“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via pavorst)
Abusing sleeping pills is ultimately so fucking lazy, am I right?
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Will Power
NOT getting a bear claw at Dunkin Donuts immediately after an hour workout, and therefore being THAT GIRL wearing workout clothes while eating like a horse. Instead, I’m going to wait until I get to the Dunkin Donuts nearer to my home so that people are less likely to see me.
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Things of note
- You know how they say “Feed a cold and starve a flu” (which I don’t understand at all, by the way)? I am a full-fledged believer in drowning a virus. I only get viruses - read: I don’t get sick, I get 12-hour things - and partially I think the reason they only last 12 hours is because I drink a whole damn bottle of juice when I feel it coming on. Drown a virus. Remember that.
- I have a...
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