Further evidence my dad doesn't give a fuck and...
Sent me an email today asking what I want for the holidays. Mentioned that it all might come in the form of an IOU considering his wedding. Gag me. Oh yeah, and I gave up caring about all that. This is probably my last mention of it all cuz guess what I realized, guys? I’m twenty-five, not twelve, and for twenty years of my life my dad had no interest in me. These last four or five,...
At this point
Too many jobs, volunteering comittments, classes, and life issues to discuss. I’m overwhelmed with the quantity and time needed, completely underwhelmed with the content (minus one of the volunteering opportunities, the other .. notsomuch). Life is sortakinda an idiot right now.
Your (not so) Daily Roommate and Denise
Anyenda: THAT'S what I need in my life!
Denise: Anyenda! Stop making life decisions based on Girls Next Door episodes!
Oh and, no bigs, here's a link to an article that... →
Originally drafted, yes. Signed, however, in August.
Remember that time when at Thanksgiving I told a... →
Yeah, this is my passive-aggressive retort to the Tumblr community, which has no one in it that was present during that conversation. That being said, the last line prior to all the signatures clearly states that the Constitution was signed in September 1787. I’m normally right about this typa crap, as I make it my business to fucking know shit. However, sure, go right ahead and spend five...
Smh fuckin liar
Rando Soiree Attendee: Thas my fav song.
Me: Oh really? U listen to Israeli electronica hip hop too? Hm.
I'm lamesauce and a half these days, honestly.
Your (not so) Daily Roommate and Denise
Anyenda: You would never eat my apple pie.
Me: I would too. All of it. Metaphorically and literally.
Anyenda: Oh wow.
Me: I don't know what that means, but I *think* you just got served.
I mean, think about it! Rudy Giuliani. There’s only three things he...– Joe Biden from back on the campaign trail. Love. Him.
On the bus to boston, just got a text I didn’t want/need and I’m a millisecond from hysterically falling into a fit of tears. I’m a fucking emotional wreck for no reason.
I’m upset that my ex-fiance still holds a very real grip on my life without even kind of trying. It’s absolutely all in my head, all my own creation, all on me to remedy. He’s the drug I can’t quit and similarly terrible for my psyche. And I’m so aware of these things but just feel helpless to take control of this aspect of my life. This is terribly, terribly...
Because not finding out and wondering [what if] is far worse than finding out...– Alec Baldwin .. I’m in love with this
Caffeine quit working for me.
I’m officially screwed.
Probably not what he meant (via text)
Wesley: Magic Hat reminds me of you.
Me: Makes sense. I do enjoy magic and I have quite a selection of hats.
Definitely just met the woman I’m gonna marry on this bus. Cept I didn’t meet her so much as she’s sitting near me.
I was keeping an ongoing email draft in my Gmail account of all the jobs I wanted to apply to. Mostly it’s a large list and I chip away at it when I get the chance. Of course I hit the discard button today by accident. Yeah.
Compromise is for people who are wrong.– Funny when said by, I don’t know, me .. gut-wrenching when said by someone in proposal of the USA’s foreign policy
[Sarah Palin] makes me proud to be a woman.– Some broad in Columbus, OH If SP makes you proud to be a woman, go die.
I'm pulling some real high school shit right now
Instead of reading an entire book about Mayan cosmology and writing a one-pager response on it, I’m looking up some bullshit/Wiki facts online and coming up with some crap instead. My life is pretty predictable.
“I Hate You So Much Right Now” -...
I promised not to buy any more books
kbcdefg: but I can never help myself. So yesterday, I bought five more. Me.
Rule #4: Remember your date's name
True story: I once dated a man for seven months. It was quite casual, I live in Boston, he lives in in New York, and I had met him one night when I was out with my girls in NY. I still remember the club. He’s an orthopedic surgeon and very, very career oriented, I’m a big academic over-achiever and career-oriented woman myself. Here’s the point: I didn’t use a proper noun...
Um, good thing I don't give an eff about...
Legit OD’ing on vitamins because I can’t fucking do life without being constantly lethargic, despite a number of hours of sleep. Like, decent sleep. Again, pretty sure I’m dying, no bigs.
Me: Better get your music appreciative ears ready for the illest playlist u ever heard.
Erin: I don't want sick music. I might get infected.
Me: .. Idiocy.
‘Nelson and Francis’. Now that’s a good name for a sitcom.– Esi
Watching CNN every day is starting to make my...
Every day you breathe you make my life harder!– Michel Gerard, Gilmore Girls
A man asking his girl for a threesome is like asking a chef for more salt.– Esi .. I don’t know, just seemed worthy of noting
Theme parties fa dayzzz
Esi: I was wearing an army-themed outfit out ...
Me: Oh cuz life is your own personal theme party.
Esi: Yeah, this guy thought I was a prostitute.
Shade doesn’t matter / Heart makes the lover– Chrisette Michele (in “Shades” by Wale)
[I]t’s extremely important to me that I share with you that I just saw 50...– This is an email I sent to someone (my ex but that’s irrelevant .. I think? Or is that always relevant? Like BIG TIME ex, but … shut up) after watching 50 Cent on Chelsea Lately
Here's what's going on
I’m sitting in this coffee shop trying to get some semblance of something done since my lupus/sleep idiocy/iron deficiency/whatever it is has just left me fucking exhausted for no reason. I’m sort of tired of having to thrust myself into caffeine overdrive in order to function on a normal level. I did finally a bit later today realize that I had some pretty tough dreams last night, so there was...
This happened a few weeks back, but it's worth...
Something new with airlines: charging you to pick your seat I had been browsing about on the internet to catch a flight back to Missouri for MLK Jr. weekend as this is when my father is getting married. I tend to use Farecast because I really appreciate that it tells you if you should hold off on purchasing a ticket or not, a forecast of fares if you will (clever naming, I know). Anyway, so...
Just spending today failing at life. It’s cool.
No bigs, just about passed out while driving in Cambridge afternoon rush traffic due to having a panic attack after a cyclist bolted out of nowhere into my driving path and I almost crushed them. Yeah. Run on sentence because I hyperventilated the fuck out of my life and, subsequently got really light headed and, oh yeah, SCURRED, cuz I’m on Cambridge’s equivalent to the freeway aka...
Yeah, fuck it.
It’s pretty much the weekend. Nap time is wassup right now.
Sometimes when you turn your back you create an opportunity for your front.– Jack, Will & Grace
First time in forevs I've been inside a church
And it’s to see a political campaign manager speak. Guys, I’m fucking stoked out of my mind. Oy, I just said “fucking” in a church. Hatttttttttte these places.
Continuing on today is going to require much more...
The Red Line hasn’t sent a train through Park St in almost 30 minutes. For those of you not Boston familiar, I get that this means nothing to you. For the rest of yall, I’m pretty sure they about to start a mutiny up in this piece. Kind of excitedocious.
Being a woman is not a pre-existing condition.