May or may not have just snuck put some Justin Bieber songs onto the NYE Mix (offish status).
I have regularly been calling my roommate instead of walking my ass to whatever room he’s in. Had a redonkulous cell phone plan with about a bazillion rollover minutes probably isn’t good for what is resembling to be my sedentary lifestyle.
I secretly sort of might consider being in a relationship so songs like “Dangerously In Love” by Destiny’s Child* could have meaning to me. *fuck the Beyoncé-only version
ramou: “Lose Myself” Lauryn Hill Let’s not...
“Sooner Than Later” - Drake Sitting...
My personal style is fresh to death. Have you ever been to the supermarket? You...– DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore fame Here’s to makin me happy like one fucking day at a time, buddy. I might be in love with you. *It was only a matter of time*
Who's the Other Scientologist? →
A new drinking game to play. Apparently according to Xenu, Scientologists can only appear in a movie if he/she has a “pair”. This religion is more and more awesome every time I read about it.
A newborn giraffe making attempts to stand via CNN
I'm wicked nice to people who have better fortune...
Me: Why are you up?
Justin: Cause i am in Spain
me: HAHAHA Holy shit!!
Justin: and its like 11 in the morning
Me: I was like, it's 5 AM dude, get off the crack pipe, we quit that shit after college
Justin: hahaa no. Oh yeah, and it's sunny right now
Me: stfu .. you're in Spain and it's sunny
Justin: Took my shower
Justin: Jerked off
Me: I wish you had drowned in it. The shower I mean.
Justin: lol I almost did.
125 Things To Do In New York on the Weekends →
I refuse to look at this right now because I’m about 8 pages short on a 20-pager and it’s due a week ago in like 4 hours, but since I plan to spend the next few weeks applying my ass off to jobs in NY and, therefore, hope to move there, I should keep this lil ditty in mind.
My late-night vocabulary is mad irregular.– I couldn’t think of way to say, “I use words like ‘begetting’ and I mean it,” without kind of coming off as a prick. I’m sort of tired and every time I’m tired and writing a paper I start using these throwback words like SAT-status. It’s weird.
FINISHED MY PAPER, SNITCHESSSSSSSSS
So. It’s 8:18 AM. Who wants to drink?
Can't believe I'm even saying this, but being a... →
Me, I’m not picky about most things.– Anyenda, caught in telling the biggest lie I’ve ever heard in my damn life
How do you verb ‘Wikipedia’??!? AGHHGHGH!!– Anyenda
Here's how you light a fire under my ass
Get me back to Boston (for some reason I don’t take life seriously in Missouri) Send me an email that basically says guess what, buddy, you’re sending me this paper or you’re not, I don’t care Have me sitting in the living room with Anyenda, who will look at me like he expects me to cry or freak out or something upon receiving said email, then ask me what he can do to...
My roommate is straight up making best friends...
He’s been on the phone a cool seven minutes, chatting away like they’re old friends. Such a weirdo.
Foreign Policy ranked the years of the decade,... →
Sometimes I think 9/11 gets too much credit. We lost MJ in ‘09, for pete’s sake.
To the people who still send real cards out:
mysocialimpact: nyminute: imnotthatkindofgirl: littleorphanammo:proofmathisbeautiful:receiver: When doing your holiday cards, take one and send it to this address: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20307. If we pass this on, think of how many cards these wonderful special people would get. It’s not so...
I'm a teenaged boy
Turned off Star Wars in just enough time to catch the end of WWE: Raw. Stellar.
Your (Not So) Daily Roommate and Denise
Me, while watching Empire Strikes Back: Dude, this is why I'm glad we're not going to be alive in the future. I would get tired of monsters coming out and trying to fuck with me and shit.
Anyenda: This happened long ago.
Anyenda: In a galaxy far, far away.
James Carville = huge crush His relationship with Mary Matalin, however, unnerves me to no end. I don’t care how fantastic their marriage is. Call me what you will, but I all out refuse to date (or even have relations, for that matter) with someone that diametrically opposed to me, politically. Some say don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, some say opposites attract - I’m...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Nicki Minaj (16) Lady GaGa (12) Destiny’s Child (3) Electrik Red (2) Brandy (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Pretty much I need to find a playlist to download...
Wow, you’re very trusting, aren’t you?– The guy in the supermarket who came up to me to ask if I had left my purse unattended in another part of the produce aisle. I wanted to be all, “Bitch, this is mid-Missouri, not the Marcy Projects, so please find someone else to be condescending towards.” Or maybe it could have been more...
I already reblogged this, but it’s freaking weird. The whole Home Alone thing .. technology these days creeps me out (makes my life better??) .. jury’s out on how I actually feel I don’t actually understand the thin line between being adequately caffeinated and over-shooting and commonly find myself exactly where I am right now, which is questioning whether or not coffee should...
In which I plainly tell you how academically...
ramou: dsiz: I just made a pot of coffee because today I will be writing that twenty-page paper my professor so generously [maybe] told me I could turn in late. That “maybe” exists because, well, I’m a pussy and I didn’t fully read his reply to my very pathetic email in which I attempted to explain said tardiness of said paper. (*On a quick side note, comparative cosmologies = not a class that...
In which I plainly tell you how academically...
I just made a pot of coffee because today I will be writing that twenty-page paper my professor so generously [maybe] told me I could turn in late. That “maybe” exists because, well, I’m a pussy and I didn’t fully read his reply to my very pathetic email in which I attempted to explain said tardiness of said paper. (*On a quick side note, comparative cosmologies = not a...
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I took a pretty gnarley sleeping pill last night...
Did he just change my name?– Jack/Danny on 30 Rock, which I’m watching instead of paper-writing. I’d also like that capability, please, to pull a switcheroo on people’s names when I feel like it and then continuously call them that. Oh wait, I already do. HA! GOTCHA, LIFE!!
[In 2003] I was in a coma for a while, so I missed Christmas. Thank God.– Ozzy Osbourne .. I feel ya homie [Gatecrashers]
Regarding the absence of my papers, and my...
Lil: Uh oh are your profs mad at you?
Me: Haha no
Me: I am just getting emails like .. hey dude, don't have your paper yet ...
Me: And I'm like, yeah, I feel ya bro
Lil: Oh man