“Shone” - Flo Rida ft. Pleasure P ...
Project Idiocy in Full Swing
All these things I have seriously have to get done before what I’m deeming the Midwest Leg of my Half-American Tour, and my priority right now is to obtain a library card. I don’t need books, mind you - I own more books than some small libraries and I’m decidedly awful at returning books/movies on time. No, my primary reason for obtaining a library card is that I just think one...
Women's Rocawear Line →
Must.Be.Kidding. I have probably the world’s greatest zip-up hoodie made for me by Jay-Z. Or by Damon Dash. He’s a down dude himself. Either way .. so this zip up .. mad compliments, and not only cuz I look good in probably most everything I wear, but because this article of clothing is bomb. But y’all. Rockawear has gone downhill. Now maybe I’ve never really checked...
Sunnydale, CA →
So not that I’m watching Season 1 of Buffy the Vampire or anything, but .. there’s a for realsies Wiki article on Sunnydale, CA, which is where this broad lives. Furthermore, the article includes information on “how Sunnydale was prior to Buffy’s arrival”. Psh. And kid’s these days use Wiki as a credible source .. this is fiction, people!!!! Jus sayin.
Just had a BOMB panini that my girl gave me. She was about to throw this lil piece of greatness away, but oh now. Some grilled chicken and pesto and .. other stuff. Basically I had the bestest of the best in sandwiches about 12 seconds ago. Be jealsies.
Sleeping pills will kill a bitch. For instance, me. For instance, now.
Been a Michael fan for a lonnnnnnnng time. I sorta...
molls: inothernews: Michael Jackson “Man In...
Found out today that Wolf Blitzer’s real name is Wolf Blitzer .. pretty cool, dude. If it were made up it would almost be too much, but go your parents.
I’m on a pretty unfortunate sleep schedule, and no matter how hard I try, I can’t flip the script. It basically takes me about four consecutive days of not having structure for me to get to a point where I fall asleep post-5 AM and wake up between 1 and 3. This drastically limits productivity and also wigs me out, especially ever since I saw a video in my Psch 101 class in ‘03...
"sponge bob stays with the sexual humor"
nicholas: well ur from the midwest
nicholas: i feel like cable and color tv didnt get there till 98
me: shut up
me: i had 2 channels growing up. 3 sometimes
me: people reference what should have been my childhood fav tv shows and i'm clueless
me: i mostly play along tho
me: i have never seen a sesame street episode
me: (i've never admitted that)
me: i know roughly what it is, but that's it
nicholas: sesame street was weird to me
nicholas: u didnt miss anything
nicholas: something didn't seem right about that show and like chapelle said u notice all the fucked up shit about childhood shows when u get older
me: my x-bf's daughter would religiously watch spongebob squarepants
me: she was 4
me: and i watched some of the episodes w/ her and i basically flipped shit on him like .. WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER WATCH THIS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL!!!??!?
nicholas: sponge bob stays with the sexual humor
why texting will probs never be my primary mode of...
Me: ... pff ...
[Redacted]: Lol. Pff?
Me: Wait was that a texting equivalent of stuttering? I meant pf.
[Redacted]: What the fuck is pf?
Me: Hahahahahaha it's akin to psh and similar to "yeah right dude"
[Redacted]: But why you saying yeah right "dude"?
Me: Oh it was my surfer boy impression. See I don't translate well in writing sometimes. I'm a very inflection-oriented person. Minus 1 on my end, my bad.
“Fuck with presidents, I am Nicki...
Ugh, you suck at drugs.– Kelly Pitt, The Game (season 2 ep. 8)
molls: splendidreally: Obsessed, Mariah Carey ...
Creepiest Craigslist posting I've ever seen ... →
No joke, guys, people are getting more and more weird/creepsterish. It almost makes me feel old saying that, but honestly …
Today, I realized that if you abbreviate the word down as dn and turn it upside...– My Life is Average .. guys, I didn’t send this one in, I swear.
Confession of the day: I have not, for the life of...
Denise and urbandictionary.com have some qt
Who just found out what GPOYW meant? This one. And who actually thinks they’re worse off as a person for now harboring said information in his or her brain? Yeah, riiiiight here.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer →
Pretty stoked, friends, because I just had a brazilliant idear*. I am going to watch as much Buffy the Vampire Slayer as humanly possible over the next few weeks, AKA I’m going to relive middle and high school television like whoa. Next up will be Dawson’s Creek, obvs. *That’s right, my other past time is going to be acquiring the Bostonian accent that can drive you wild...
All right, I give. The Duggar family is hella cute. I’m watching their show on TLC and these kids (and the parents!) are significantly less annoying than I thought they were. This is their family website, which probably links the show somewhere, I don’t know. Despite all this, I’m not signing up for 18 kids anytime soon. Bonus question: How the hell do they remember all their...
Larry King .. I don’t see the appeal.
Tat Tat Tat It Up
denise: what tat are you getting?
nicholas: i'm keeping it simple
denise: chinese symbol on your lower back?
Here's to New Beginnings
I am not ignorant of how lucky I am. People talk about not knowing what they have until they lose it or until it’s gone, but I am insanely grateful. I think that having the life I’ve had - hell, having the weeks I’ve had - feeling how bad things sometimes get, I understand and appreciate my friends, who serve as my surrogate family. I lost my job on Friday in a very expected,...
Law and Order SVU is fucking disturbia city.– me .. and tru dat
nick: yea I'm looking foward to a life or boredom and textbooks
denise: in HOTLANTA
denise: you must call it that
denise: it'll be obnoxious but WORTH IT
Four of us were laying around in the house this morning and Prak mentioned Inspector Gadget and I was all, “Yesssssss! I definitely know what I’m doing today.” It’s an idiot concept, I’ll give you that, but who doesn’t like a good detective story regardless? Plus, that whole, “Go go gadget ARMS!!” … pretty sick.
Just because you enter my zip code does not mean we’re friends.– Me, on random folks coming to Boston then “looking me up” or whatever
Redo of Last Week
Betting my bottom dollar on an instant Polaroid camera and Amelia Bedelia books. Basically this week has a ton of potential.
Maybe starting church ..
Especially give my last 48 hours. Also. I’m the typa dude who keeps points in everything, and I have to win. This only pertains to life things. For instance, I don’t care if you beat me in basketball, I really don’t. Charades? Take ‘em. But in relationships and just in general life stuff, I need to win. This is one of those things wherein I actually give and take away...
Not to be disrespectful, but if I don’t get this money, someone is going...– Dude who was trying to withdraw $ from el banco to go assassinate President Obama
Every beautiful woman will have a gay best friend to help her along the way.– Danielle, Real Housewives of New Jersey