I think I have lupus. →
I’m also trying to convince pretty much everyone I know that I have lupus. And not because I want lupus, but because I have the most annoying, debilitating sleep issues ever and sometimes I’m just fucking tired. I have a friends who has lupus and all I know about her is that sometimes she’s exhausted .. badabing, and here’s my hypochondria.
“I am going to be single forever.” - Khloe Kardashian And now she’s married. See, I really do think that this Khloe + Lamar thing gives me super hope, much like Mariah + Nick. Don’t hate.
People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.– Banksy (via simko) (via tryingtofollow) (via newfilosofee) (via pie0) (via stephasaurusss)
Wait, do alligators make pig noises?– Khloe Kardashian, aka my fave
(508): seriously i just wanna be friends
via Texts from Last Night
I spent my entire Sunday at a seven and a half hour brunch with three amazing ladies. We ate vegetarian everything and started talking about female circumcision, went through dating, democracy, roommates, health care .. you name it. And I haven’t felt that invigorated in a long time.
Obviously Wasting Time
stephasaurusss: vanessanelms: ryanmcnamara: fistfightthelight: I am a cuddler I am a morning person I am a perfectionist I am a night person I am an only child I am Catholic I am currently in my pajamas I am currently suffering a broken heart I am okay at styling other people’s hair I am left handed I am addicted to my myspace I am very shy around the opposite gender I bite my nails I...
You like all the wrong shit. I jus figured out what it is .. You really do like...– me to Anyenda after he proclaimed his love for lots of dumb shit
10-year-old boy to friend, about Austin Powers: Your mom let you watch that...– Cambridge, MA, Overheard Everywhere If you’ve ever lived in or near Cambridge then … yeah, this makes complete sense
Theo is back in my life (thank god)
Denise: Hey, yknow what I don't get? Erasers. Like on pencils. Now how does THAT work?
Theo: It's just rubber (made from trees). They're like car tires, except without the tar.
Denise: Are you telling me that if i wanted to erase something, I could use a car tire?
Theo: No, the tar in the car tire won't let you. You're so silly.
Denise: Just inquisitive.
Theo: Your sister was inquisitive last night...
I definitely don’t understand the draw to things like stamp collecting, which makes me think that I’m just not understanding some very basic component of it. The short and long of this statement is that I want to be a stamp collector now.
Law of Averages
So OF COURSE since I left mi casa looking like a scrub, the law of averages dictates that I encountered the two existing decent-looking townies. I guess the counter to that is the awesomeness that is the Eastern Asian old man sitting on the bench in front of me. He’s sucking down cigarettes and wearing a clear plastic shower cap. All in all, it’s been a pretty special outing for me...
I’m having a tremendous hair day (I tell you, my downstairs shower is magical) and I look pretty damn good in my sexy-but-not-overtly-so outfit. I’m wearing heels, which never fails to make me feel marvelous BUT I forgot to put on mascara, so I feel like I’m wearing nothing at all.
Another reason I'm a certified Dream Girl
Someone joked on me pretty hard the other day for knowing a good seamstress in the area. “What in the world are you getting hemmed!??” She squawked, incredulously. “Taking legs in on some pants, my military uniform back in the day,” I replied. “I also can’t sew buttons or tears, to be completely honest, but regardless.” It’s the details, guys. All...
I need to find my ipod sometime, among this mess that I call my unpacked room.* I feel like I would be the best at listening to music on my commute. Except .. but .. I read. *Yes, I moved four or five weeks ago. Suck it.
Lil: You da best.
Me: The best you ever had??
Lil: Degrassi style.
I hate people
I’m spending today at the undergraduate library of my alma mater because (a) it’s closer to me than my graduate school and its library; (b) it actually has the two books I was needing to use; and (c) I had to drop my car off at the mechanic, which is on the way here slash is within walking distance. Anyway, this is a pretty lucky situation because I have a roomie who I allow to use my...
I’m watching CNN and they’re discussing Hugo Chavez, who obviously has a history of being a passenger on the crazy train. Apparently it’s “hard for him to continue this charade of hating America” with Barack Obama as president because he’s such a fan. I guess that when Obama is around, he attempts to give him books and assorted presents and tries to get his...
One time, Barack and Michelle were fighting and... →
The article this blog is reviewing seems asinine.
It’s late. I’m insomnia-licious. Indulge me.– My plea for attention to Kyle, all the while sending absurd amounts of cards from someecards.com .. no, they’re not paying me to publicize, but they should
The words my Blackberry just tried to tell me were...
ucking bestest blog ammirite retweeted It’s like, Webster’s, step your motherfuckin game up. It’s two thousand and NYNE.
Been sending Rosh Hashanah cards out a like ma... →
This may or may not be my way of getting Jill Zarin to notice/adopt me.
Who knew that someone could be addicted to inhalants like computer duster? Intervention, teachin me more important things than grad school every day.
(651): if you don’t let us come over today i’m not taking the second...– Texts from Last Night I’ll bet like a million dollars he let her come over. Also, does it make me less of a person for being jealous I didn’t come up with a similar line to this at some point? Jus sayin.
Sorry, sometimes I think like a boy.– Anyenda, on his inability to understand how this dress stayed up
Your Daily Roomie and Denise
Anyenda: Wait, isn't Charlie Sheen a Baldwin?
Me: .... ?
Anyenda: I did not just say that.
Fun Fact About Me
hunsonisgroovy: When I was younger, I ruined a lot of family photos…(always put bunny ears on my sister) I’ve started doing this again very sporadically. People don’t see it coming but all of a sudden .. BAM .. they’re a bunny.
If you gonna continue bein sassy you better learn how to lock your door cuz...– I’m pretty much a doll. Always.
here's some things i've had to learn
molls: Don’t answer your phone if you do not recognize the number Start your days with a half a bagel and a tall glass of ice water. Then get your coffee. Walk as frequently as possible, especially when you don’t feel like it. Know who your enemies are. After 23, being “that girl” at a party is not cute. Again, drink a glass of water and shut the fuck up. Know your worth. Powerful women...
BAM! Philosophy.– Me, with a new twist on, “Oh snap!”
Your Daily Roomie and Denise
Me: I don't get it, what does that mean, "The proof is in the pudding"?
Augie: It means .. it tastes good. The proof.
We're Pretty Hip People
In my house, it’s a Saturday night .. three roommates, a boyfriend, and a friend are here, all of us studying. Annnnnnnd we just spontaneously took a shot, but back to studying. So. Fucking. Weird.
“Heartbreak Hotel” - Whitney Houston...
All right, listen here. Mae’s gonna finish dinner, then we need to sing...– Me to Joel on the roomie’s and my evening plans before meeting up with him, emphasis on the Whitney Houston singing