Tila Tequila and The Game are having a baby
Why am I hella jealous of this relaysh?
"I’ve decided to pursue monogamy this year because... →
I’ve liked Wale for a lot longer than most people I know, much like Barack Obama (different story, but it’s a true story and I need to remind people sometimes). I was put on in probably May of last year and have been really impressed with his lyricism up to this point. The icing on the cake is that Wale truly is a great writer, which is evidenced by the last few articles he has...
You cannot have peace without human rights, democracy, gender equality, and...– Cora Weiss
Mae: [gchat away status] is this even possible??
Me: anything is possible
Me: LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! NO IT'S NOT!!
Sometimes I still get amazed at how awesome public...
palahniukandchocolate: You can go in, pick out a book, take it home and read it for free, then take it back so someone else can read it. How cool is that? Thanks to whomever pioneered the idea of the public library.
You’re a grad student now, you can’t speak like an immigrant...– Oh wow, the things that are said sometimes .. sheesh
Logical next step
Lil: Look at all those old white guys
Lil: They look SO GRUMPY (the republican ones)!!
Lil: I'm going to roofie them.
Me: Obvious move
Joe Biden is like .. whattup son, sittin up there vice prezzy style.– I totally get Joe Bizzy
Anderson Cooper stealin my life, one dream at a... →
Swear to god I thought of this first.
Guys, shut the fuck up about Apple. It's like,...
Seriously, shut. the. fuck. up.
Who says you can't have a normal relaysh with an...
Me: Road trip? I'm antsy.
Ex: Where to?
Me: Alaska. It's like the true daily double of road trips.
Taylor Momsen is my new heroine →
"Mother Theresa, obviously."
Lil: you have terrible role models
Me: I do not. My role models include Michelle Obama, Taylor Momsen, Kelly Cutrone ..
Me: Um who else
Me: Nicole Richie
Me: Defnitely Nicole Richie
Me: Lindsay Lohan is not my role model, ps. Everyone thinks that. I'm just pulling for her is all and part of that includes being a fan.
Me: Who else?
Me: Mother Theresa, obviously.
ramou: “Bonafied Lovin” Chromeo Girl this...
Wait a cotton pickin minute
My shuffle just played 3 GaGa songs in a row. I’m convinced that my iPod has ghosts in it. YOU NEVER KNOWWWWW!
Lol at you being a member of a hundred gyms.– Guys, my girl Megan is legit a member of 3 gyms right now, it’s that serial
No kidding, I'm having an awesome time putting...
I like upbeat tempos and shit to just jam out to. It makes me feel powerful, no kidding, and like I can compete with these brawny dudes in front of the free weights. So yeah. Any suggestions?
The truth has worked for me in my life and me and my children, and I recommend...– Rosie O’Donnell (on the Oprah show right now .. how’s that for ‘live-blogging’?)
People act like I'm a big ol' cynic when it comes... →
I'll put this in my queue and then probably delete...
I made a great big long list of things that I need to do this week then, in a momentary freak out realization of the sheer number of items on said list, stayed awake a million times longer than I should have in an attempt to make headway on it. I also wrote a letter to my aunt and uncle that probably doesn’t make sense. Now, Hilary Duff’s “So Yesterday” is on my iTunes. ...
‘I have a reputation for being this total cunt … I’m a really easy...– Kelly Cutrone Btw, and maybe super lame, but I enjoy that they printed ‘cunt’. That word really speaks to me.
Taking a picture would be hella rude
But I’m super glad these two Indiana Jones-lookin motherfuckers found each other. Not that unattractive people need help mating, it seems, since they all got a boo and I most certainly do not, but I’m just sayin.
I have a sneaking suspicion
That this whole lot of bbms I got from my girl earlier this evening was mad drunk. I’ve been thinking on it, and anytime someone brings up that they regret NOT sleeping with a random guy from the street SEVEN MONTHS AGO, well, that’s not a sober thought process. So yeah, my sluething is powerful.
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we...– Adam Smith
Here are the topics I have, in the past two days,...
Legislative politics - bicameralism, presidential vetos, how a bill becomes a law (could have called Schoolhouse Rock on that one, I suppose), how the numbers game is with Senate/House, districts, and state versus federal law/politics; basically Politics 101 Wizards of Waverly Place; some what related, who is gay on Disney DUI vs. DWI and all the ins and outs of that one (side note, everyone...
In short, I’m a big fraud.– me, in a really true statement
Here's why I can't be left to my own devices
Have a class that I’m watching online. I’m watching the lecture and the professor stutters, “If you are seeking … if you seek …” and so of course I yell, “AMY!!!!!!” in my vacant living room and then start snickering like a madman. So yeah. I’m pretty foolish.
Jansport for lyfe!– Me, showing my dedication to backpack-wearing 4L
Supposed to send in a writing sample with my...
Something tells me that I shouldn’t send in my paper that is quasi-pro female circumcision, or at least is typically taken to be that way. Just maybe.
I may or may not be buzzed slash drunk
Megan: "Denise, what's 'Real talk'?"
Me: "Dude, you're so fucking white. I can't even."
I just realized I'm listening to a Paris Hilton...
I never said all my musical decisions were great. In fact, please refer to this post about my music hoarding.
Fuck the president I’m Nicki Lewinsky.– Nicki Minaj .. I’m positive I’ve posted this quote before, but it makes me feel so fucking powerful, no idea why.
Annnnnd here I am being wildly inapropes with my...
Me: I just got an email about how my financial aid appeal was approved, which is the first time in my life I didn't get fucked roughly by financial aid
Me: Or .. fucked unnecessarily?
Me: All those other things are fine.
Me: Yeah, disregard that. Can I claim too much coffee? Oy.
The internet, and posting on very female-oriented, feminism-type sites and being fucking raw as hell and seeing real responses and, perhaps, even validation .. that’s some shit that will help you get through. Thanks, Internet.