My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
Britney Spears (19) Usher (12) Far East Movement (4) Brandy (4) Kinetics & One Love (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that...– Betty White in Parade
Dude, did she suck your dick?– Bro 1 to Bro 2, walking past me. In other news, sitting on my front porch smoking cigarettes is fun.
Sitting on my front steps thinking of you + wine + awesome salmon dinner .. Too...– My memory texts to friends typically read like love notes, in a sense, but rest assured they are not. I run a really fuckin thin line around everyone I know that borders friendship and love interest, though you can almost always be sure it isn’t actually the latter. I’m going to go out...
Accomplishments for today
• Paying off a mad overdue speeding ticket jut in one so that my license doesn’t get suspended on November 1st I had, what a full four days remaining on that sucker. That’s 96 hours. I didn’t wait til the last minute at all.
Things I like about Fall
Hot apple cider in fuckin pretty much every place ever that would normally have coffee Tonight I went meandering in my hood whilst waiting for a friend. We were meeting up to a) drop some flyers off at local businesses announcing her charity event raising money to send medical supplies to Pakistan (which, ps, if you live in the Boston area, holler at me and I’ll send you details); and b)...
“Ain’t Really Love” - Mary J....
Tonight, I watched the Celtics-Heat game with some friends at a local sports bar. When they showed Kobe walking through the tunnel in L.A. before his game, the entire bar erupted in boos. I love my city.
watching someone make lasagna is exhausting.
I feel this.
I would say “Fuck you,” but go and get your own dick.– Lil Wayne (via drinkyourjuice)
I don’t know if I’ll ever understand the clothes some people choose to wear to the laundromat. I get that it seems excusable, especially if you go for that “Oh, it’s laundry day and all my clothes are dirty so no one’s gonna judge me,” excuse. Here’s the deal: I’ve SEEN 30 Days and 30 Nights or whatever, the spellbounding story of how Josh Hartnett...
I just had the pizza guy ask me for a bigger tip because I accidentally gave him an address that was 3 blocks away. (I just moved - what do you want from me??) Please keep in mind that these were not avenue blocks, this was like, dude was in his car and it took him an extra minute to get here. I already tipped him 15% on a tiny ass pizza that I shouldn’t have been ordering anyway. Look, I...
I get extreme anxiety every time I order or pick up bad-for-me food, as if the whole world is watching and judging me. I mostly feel guilty because a) I can make my own damn food; and b) I know better. Either case is exacerbated by working in a gym now, and having health and wellness pretty much at the forefront of every conversation I have, well, that will get to a gal.
“Lucky” - Britney Spears Never...
Understanding is attainable least of all by critique.– Rainer Maria Rilke (via felldowntherabbithole)
Dear every man ever who doesn't think that...
You’re not getting it. (Now let that one marinate in your head space.)
I use rap lyrics in conversation, most specifically with my superiors. For instance, I said to my boss (like, big lady boss), “Oh, so you fancy, huh? Nails done, hair done, everything did.” “What?” she replied. “Nothing.
One of these days I’m seriously going to go into a Porsche dealership and ask them what discounted prices they can give me since “I’m only in sales”. If you don’t make $$, don’t come to an upscale gym and expect us to make exceptions for you .. I don’t care what your momma told you, you’re not that special. Update: I kinda just realized what that...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-17) →
Mariah Carey (3) Iyaz (2) Paula Abdul (2) Keri Hilson (1) Rihanna (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I think that birth has an influence over it, like alcoholism and some other...– Colorado Republican Senate candidate Ken Buck, sharing his views on how sexual orientation is a choice. (via officialssay) This statement is spot on. Zero percent ignorance here, guys. “Like alcoholism …” yeah, pretty similar, guy.
Guys, I got solicited to (and somewhat expressed interest in) be an art model. This would entail allowing people to sketch and photograph me naked, strictly for art purposes. So the thing is, I’m pretty confident in my body. And it’s not because I’m bangin or whatever, but just because I am, I don’t know. I embrace sexuality and, certainly, sensuality, and I think that...
I start every single phone conversation I partake in with, “Yo, whachu wearin?” True story. I’ve gained a lot of friends from this - you’re free to try it yourself if you’d like. Just remember, saying it to your boss when she calls from an unknown number is hella funny, and can be laughed off pretty easily. So do it.
I don’t like going out to bars because it’s too expensive to binge...– The quote of the night
Bring some vino, chica.– J’s response to me telling him I’m rollin through .. that’s called love
I sincerely don’t think there’s any shame in me telling my friends I’m coming over, then expecting it to be okay. I basically just invited myself over to my boy’s house, where his plans were “to cook dinner and drink wine”. I mean, hello. Right up my fuckin proverbial alley, here. On a random side note, I knew that I could start truly considering Boston home...
Things you should have good friends for
Going to their house to watch CNN since you’re really behind on the news, and you don’t have a television on your house
Public Employees and Elections: A Conflict of... →
You don’t even host Jeopardy. Shut it.
Advice From T.I. Proves More Appealing Than... →
All right, Clifford Harris. I see you playin this game. And I like it.
Here's a link to Drake giving a bunch of obvious... →
Cosmo: What’s the secret to a happy relationship? Drake: Acceptance. You’ve got to be comfortable enough to be completely naked with lights on and the curtains open.
"Don't you hate when people call you by your name... →
6od: I’m with Kanye on this one.
She baked me cookies once. Chocolate chip. They were burnt. They were terrible,...– Former neighbor of Delaware Tea Party’s candidate for Senate, Christine O’Donnell So glad this is what our 24-hour news cycle has reduced to reporting.
Khudejha: What do u think about my cornrowing my arm hair?
Me: i think that you are a strong, independent, beautiful woman
Me: and you will be able to deal with the social backlash and lack of friends quite well
Also, ask him for a pony.– I only request reasonable things from my landlord. I live in Cambridge, bitches, I totes deserve it.
Your (Not So) Daily Roommate and Denise
Pat: So I have two computers now. I think I'm just gonna use this one to download things since I don't care about it getting viruses.
Me: That's like having two bodies, and you get to use one for reckless, unprotected sex with hookers.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-10) →
Drake (9) Matt Nathanson (1) TI (1) Chris Brown (1) Lil Wayne (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Have fun your mad @ me– Oh. By the way, you spelled “you’re” incorrectly. And with that, BYE.