My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
Mumford & Sons (11) Bobby Brown (1) Michael Jackson (1) Mary J. Blige (1) Chelley (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Me: To quote Ludacris ...
Me: But wait, I'm not done yet!
Boyf: Nope. Done.
Me: To quote Ludacris, "I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes --"
Boyf: I'm going to brush my teeth now.
Me: Wait. Wait! That didn't turn you on?? WAIT!
So. I work at a gym. Let me rephrase that. I put in my resignation for my job at this gym like 4 weeks ago and my last day was supposed to be on March 11, but I’m ridiculously bad at quitting, I guess, because I now work more hours here than I ever did previously. That, or I quit without having another job lined up and then everyone else followed suit and then actually left and the...
Wherein You Probably Need A Picture/Illustration...
Me: Hi my sexy, Latin lover!
I nearly asked her to marry me on our first date. It was like a hit of acid, a...– Russell Brand on Katy Perry I’m gushy as shit and all these soundbites resound ridiculously with me because I’m crazyinlove right now. I’m not apologizing for that anymore, but it’s like, Russell Brand, I feel ya dude. I made a fucking pot roast last night and before leaving...
How many times should a black man apologize? →
A few passages worth noting: I am in no way excusing his conduct, but I can’t help but wonder how many times does one apologize before they’re allowed to move on? Why it is that over two years later, Robin Roberts, (the same Robin Roberts who hosted Fantasia a week after her suicide attempt and said nothing), felt that she needed to re-humiliate a 21-year-old kid who was finally starting to...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-13) →
Drake (3) Waka Flocka Flame (3) Whitney Houston (2) Wale (2) Bow Wow (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Ohhhhhhhh you guys. Do you know how defeating it is to leave an interview wherein you not only know - for certain - that this job is not yours, but also that feeling of what in the hell were they thinking even bringing me in to meet them in the first place? Like, it should have been abundantly apparent that all those flaws you saw in my work history slash LIFE on paper would still be true when I...
Here’s the deal. I totally get that I’ve neglected you guys, just hangin out here trying to live my life like a rebel. Or something. Anyway, it’s hella rude of me to just come back then ask for favors right away, but that’s how it goes. I have an interview tomorrow morning, and considering that my current position only requires that I wear yoga pants and my previous one...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-6) →
Reik (1) Lil’ Wayne (1) Sarah McLachlan (1) Kelly Rowland (1) Florence + the Machine (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
It’s ridiculous how much more money we make than you, huh?– Defense Attorney to Prosecuting Attorney … This table Is lousy with WASP attorneys don’t be jealous
Clarke’s … Now they have a good cheese plate.– Just over here bein’ 42. No big.
I want to watch her bone the duck.– My sister should not be allowed to speak. And Julie & Julia is the worst movie that exists.