May 2011
53 posts
April 2011
56 posts
5 Myths About The Penis →
People and Their Verbal Diarrhea
… to me. About their lives. Constantly.
Have you ever met someone and within 5 minutes you know probably just as much about their life as you do about someone who has a common space in your life? Most of my friends are pretty sassy, so when I tell them these stories of how someone came up and started spewing quasi-personal stories to me after we’ve just met, they’re always like,...
Scoutmob - dope deals without up-front costs →
Why the hell not, ya dig?
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Watchiamdonald:
Me on Jimmy Fallon and rapping with The Roots.
Kix: The Hand-Job of Cereals
KiNda FaBuLoUs: Sales →
kindafabulous:
I was a student fundraiser in college, which meant that I was one of those “annoying” students who called you up after you graduated to convince you to donate money to your alma mater. Sickly enough, I was really good at my job. There was a three-tier “negotiation” approach we utilized, and I…
Straight UP what I’ll be doing once I fully begin to do this sales job, no...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
Usher (3)
Rihanna (3)
Janet Jackson (3)
Britney Spears (2)
Lil’ Wayne (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“When I was 18 years old, I took a semester off from college and was an intern at...”
– Mindy Kaling (via jessicachu)
important.
(via mariellie)
Currently remembering.
(via carolinek)
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Panty hose are the worst. It’s not even a statement that you could feasibly argue because there is so freaking much evidence to support it. I decided to try out panty hose or whatever for my new job because this girl decided that she’s a pencil skirt and dresses girl - like, a girlin’ it up kind of girl - and everyone knows that if you don’t wear panty hose and just rock...
Best thing about this job:
Free lunch
Game room
Free Starbucks coffee in the machines
Bad Parts:
My panty hose ran after 3 minutes
First day of work
I made the executive decision that I'm going to...
KiNda FaBuLoUs: Dating Tip: Please Don't Tell me... →
kindafabulous:
I went on a date the other night, and I really wasn’t in the mood to go, but I figured ‘why the hell not?’ I should have stayed home and kept my bed company instead. We met up at a bar by my house around 11pm, and I thought we’d give it an hour to feel each other out, and then we’d bid each other…
Numero Uno Thing I Miss About Dating: Having outlandish stories to retell....
Knitting/Sewing/Crafty Classes →
I’m either going to coerce someone on Tumblr or in my direct friend/acquaintance/Twitter group to do one of these with me, otherwise I’m going to have a very unhappy boyfriend sitting next to me knitting and pearling.
Fine.
Fine, I’ll go to the fuckin laundromat. Even though it reeks of people in ugly clothes and desperation (for clean underwear). There is not enough coffee in this world, though, to keep me from frowning as I collect all my clothes from the floor of my bedroom.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-17) →
Adele (3)
Chris Brown (3)
Rihanna (2)
Wiz Khalifa (2)
Kanye West (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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DAY 11 - Put your iPod on shuffle and write 10...
“Election Night” - Nas
“Get Ya Shit Together” - TI
“Aventura” - Angelito
“November 18” - Drake
“Alright” - Janet Jackson
“Umi Says” - Mos Def
“Relay” - Lloyd Banks
“Freak” - Jamie Foxx ft. Rico Love
“Don’t Go Knockin on My Door” - Britney Spears
“Where I Belong” -...
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“I would rather die than drive in Boston today,” I thought to myself, considering the Boston Marathon and all its spectators. Instead, I took the Green Line.
Just as awful.
“I always thought I was gonna have like really cool phones and stuff. … We can’t...”
– President Barack Obama, overheard talking to campaign donors about White House technology and other issues. (via officialssay)
Homeboy just says the shit everyone is always thinking, and he does so eloquently. (Doesn’t that part kill you?)
At 7:45 PM, everyone in Cambridge decided it was...
I pretty much accepted death as the only plausible result.
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Watch“Judas” - Lady Gaga aka her new joint
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DAY 10 - Discuss your first love and your first...
Sadly for me, these two events were not in the same time frame nor with the same person, despite what fairy tales spell out. No, my first kiss came in Kindergarten with a spikey-haired kid named Josh. We were lying on our mats for our afternoon naps (because in the Midwest we fucking did Kindergarten right with a full day of school, none of this half-day nonsense), and he had a yellow and blue mat...
I’m downing a five hour energy, I hear scratching in my walls (cross your fingers it’s at least from the apartment next door, but whatthefuckever at this point) and that sad-puppies-looking-at-you-commercial Sarah McLaughlin song just came over the shuffle on my iPod. Time to head over to that Loft sale.
How I Came To Realize That This Was Both My First...
1) A probably crazy lady is wearing white shag boots and keeps hacking away. She is also intermittently screaming questions up to the bus driver over the roar of the bus, then screaming, “WHAT??” when she can’t hear his reply.
2) A guy in the back is talking to someone about porn. Fire and cum and lube, oh my.
3) The guy in front of me just exploded in a fit of expletives, this right after...
Pretty Boy Swagg - Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em
This...
I need to freak out for a second
You know how when you sometimes are caught up in a feeling that you’re failing all of your own expectations and, by extension, everyone else’s? Yeah, welcome to Super Irrational Day over here. As I previously mentioned, I’ve got some time to play with over here before my new job starts, so I’m really just filling my time with a few shifts over at the health club and .....
The world wouldn’t be correct if within the same 24-hour period your boyfriend said I love you for the first time and your ex-fiance decided that now is the time to reach out after several months of radio silence “just to say hi”. It’s the fourth of Newton’s Laws, that in order for things to be just that - things - there must exist a dichotomy of situations so strong...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-10) →
Janet Jackson (7)
Fat Joe (2)
Lil Mama (1)
Britney Spears (1)
DJ G (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
46% Of Mississippi Republicans Think Interracial... →
First of all — me too.
Secondofly, let me address this with a pretext: I get that this is one of those “shocker” titles and that the majority of folks who still think interracial marriage should be illegal are older than 65. And not that that gives anyone a pass because my Southern grandmother is in her 70s and she could not give less of her time caring about who marries whom....
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DAY 9 - How you hope your future will be like
I’ll disregard the part where this topic ends with a preposition ….. no, I won’t. My future is going to “be like” without prepositions at the end, that’s how it’s going to “be like”. I can’t even …
I wish I could be more thoughtful about this, but it’s practically impossible seeing as I have a whole lot of beginnings and...
Potential Budget Shutdown Is "About Abortion" ...... →
derbygirl:
Since it needs to be said again: Federal money to Planned Parenthood and other family planning clinics goes to providing contraceptive services, sex ed, STI and HIV testing, and cervical cancer screenings. The Hyde Amendment prohibits federal funding to abortions.
Hey Republicans, you know what’s more expensive to fund than preventative care for women? Cancer and HIV treatment...
I just saw a flyer for something called a...
And call me crazy or old fashioned or square, or maybe just call me “you’ve been up since 4:30 so you’re sensitive to things” girl, but like, what the fuck. There is absolutely no reason for anyone to “take back” the term slut. I am the first person to be all about someone expressing him- or herself in whatever way he or she chooses, and if that includes sexual...
This is my obligatory post to let the world (aka...
Whatchu know bout THAT
