drinkyourjuice: [via morninggloria:boggle-:brooklynmutt] The Best Of Anthony Weiner Being Awesome Buzzfeed Marry Me.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
Janet Jackson (1) Foxx (1) Britney Spears (1) Kanye West (1) Jamie Foxx (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
jourds: There is not enough coffee in the world for me this morning. Here here
How you know I was a) on Facebook near to its...
I went to type in the URL and wrote “thefacebook.com”. Guys, it’s still thinking over there in that tab. The internet has no idea what I’m talking about, slash they probably haven’t had to use that forwarding code in ages. Sheesh, grandma status over here.
Things I would be completely ashamed to admit if I...
I just cried like a m’fuckin baby at some clips from Oprah’s final show that they posted over at Jezebel
The $56 Box Of "Luxury" Condoms →
File this under “Things I’ll Buy When I Have ‘Fuck You’ Money”. …. lol ‘Fuck You’ money … I mean ‘Fuck Me’ money. Get it, guys? A double entendre.
Roommate’s girlfriend moved in. Unexpected (and sucky) side effect: they are now both here constantly. I was really liking my alone time with my kitchen and the bathroom.
Pawlenty To Make It Official In Iowa On Monday →
Meet your next GOP Presidential candidate. To Dems and Obama lovers: this one’s gonna be a doozey.
Wine, oh how I've missed thee.
Although I’m experiencing some hiccups in my life right now, I can be thankful that I’m not the girl crying in the middle of a McDonalds in Western Massachusetts. Things seriously must be sucking for her right now. (Also, a 20 piece chicken mcnugget costs $4.49. Four and a half bones, guys, which is so crazy cheap for what would probably be 5 meals for me. I haven’t been in a...
Obama campaign now selling birther merchandise →
So. freaking. smart.
Ramou.: Slutwalk - To March or Not to March →
On the use of the term ‘slut’ itself, while I appreciate that others feel differently and there is an argument to be made about transgressing the social boundaries defined by the term ‘slut’, I personally don’t feel the whole ‘reclaim slut’ thing. I find that the term disproportionately… “People need to realize that being ‘scantily clad’ is not the only patriarchal...
Archaeological News: U.S. professor arrested for... →
archaeologicalnews: A retired history professor from the United States was arrested for allegedly smuggling stolen antiquities from Israel and selling them illegally. The American man sold among other things, bronze and silver coins from the Second Temple period and a 1,500-year-old clay oil lamp. When he was… So is this dude technically a part of the black market? Because I’m...
"Just because Jake from Melrose Place wants your... →
My new life mantra.
Save the Date
bostonmeetups: The next Boston Tumblr Meetup will be on Friday June 24th 8:00pm Location: TBA … While drinking juice in the hood. I’m on this.
Feeling like a jerk because it’s gross and rainy outside and I’m calling my AAA-esque service to come replace my flat tire with my donut tire so I can take it to the tire place in the morning to seriously get fixed. It’s a similar feeling I get when I order in food when it’s raining - someone is going to be miserable doing this, and I’m pretty sure they don’t...
CNN Anchor Comes Out - Jezebel →
Well Mother. Fuck. I knew it. And you wanna know why I knew it? I knew it because Don Lemon was my Relationship Goal 2011. And 2009. I dated someone in 2009 who looked like Don Lemon even. Kill me nowwwwwwwwwwwww.
Any time I can get up at 6 to get my ass to the gym by 7, I count that day as a win. I’ve belly-ached to death about J being away. While I knew it was the adjustment period that would be the worst, I sure as shit wasn’t acting like I knew that this weekend when I cried and laid in bed for all my life. Today, I’m feeling fine, and my life is back to its necessary levels of productivity. I worked...
Other things "not happening" to me today
Putting too much salt in my eggs Getting pissed that my roommates not only broke the light inside the refrigerator (I know, right) weeks ago and have yet to replace it, but also that one left an empty apple bag in the corner for a week, another left a food container sitting on the counter for a week, and somehow neither of them have learned how to navigate the cleaning products for the table...
Anybody else getting hella follows then secretly getting excited about it … Until you realize they’re all pornbots? I’m not projecting, this isn’t happening to me or anything.
Let's just get this out of the way
My Hulu queue is empty. This is both an achievement, a problem, and completely indicative of how I’ve been emotionally in the dumps for a few days. Also, it’s supportive evidence that I should never own a television again. About two months ago, I was working somewhere in the ballpark of 60 hours per week (among other life things), and so one day when I was seriously getting to chill,...
Got business cards today. Doesn’t get much more official than that.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-1) →
soulico (15) Lil’ Wayne (6) Britney Spears (5) Drake (4) Madonna (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Brazil top court recognizes same-sex civil unions →
Problems with never eating dairy (Alternate title:...
When you forget that you’ve made that choice in your life - consciously or otherwise - and then you eat 3/4 of a calzone, you die. Figuratively, of course.
I finally laid down in bed tonight well after the time I had planned. Three minutes later, I perked up and ran to the window, absolutely certain that I’d heard the all too familiar sound of a snow plow thudding down my street. “I am so fucking unbelievably tired of getting snow!! This shit should be over by now!!!” I screamed in my head. It was just a large truck, I’m now...
I’m fucking pissed at myself in this very moment that I’ve never taken the opportunity to gush with the masses over Rachel Maddow. What a babe/fly broad.
Chelsea Clinton: I Want My Kids to Grow Up With... →
This will never stop being important to me
Oh, you know what, it’s probably because I’m a boy.– My coworker’s reasoning as to why he doesn’t understand my not having a television slash how I can possibly live without one. And he’s completely right - it has loads to do with the X chromosome. I learned that in Bio 101.
Can't believe I'm about to say this, but Praise be...
Kill me that I just said “Hump Day”.