June 2011
47 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-26) →
Beyoncé (3)
T.I. (1)
Justin Timberlake (1)
Seal (1)
Rihanna (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dear The Internet
Alternate and more accurate title: Dear All Things I Own That Are Electronic
Why are you trying to put me in an early grave???? It has legit taken me 15 minutes to get connected to the Weather.com website so I can find out what the weather is like outside. Oh sure, Snarky McGillicuddys out there are probably all, “Step one of your lazy-ass feet outside to figure that shit out,” to...
“Being in a relationship means you have to be miserable sometimes. Shut up.”
– Nicole, on the secret ingredient to being in a relationship
Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey
12 Things That The Mainstream Media Is Being... →
This list contains things like “The crisis at Fukushima continues to get worse” and the United States’ heavy involvement in the Middle East, but this part freaked me the fuck out:
#7 All over the world, huge cracks are appearing for no discernible reason. For example, a massive crack that is approximately 3 kilometers long recent appeared in southern Peru. Also, a 500 foot...
We're getting hitched!
jourds:
I get to marry the love of my life and I just ate the best lobster roll of my life on the Cape.
So much yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so emotional about other states passing acts that allow equality. At the Tumblr Meet-Up tonight in Boston, I’ll have you know that we did a cheers (!!!!!!!) to this bill passing. This one’s to love.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-19) →
Amy Winehouse (5)
Usher (2)
Mariah Carey (2)
Drake (2)
Ne-Yo (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Can we just shut up and lol about this for a hot...
I was steady trollin Ramou’s Tumblr looking for content to steal (or other Tumblrs to read, your choice), and decided to start by looking at all her “Tumblrs I Follow” section. It’s a collection of tiny pictures, yknow, the ones we have chosen to represent ourselves on this platform. Anyway, all of a sudden I get the urge to look for my own …. look for my own …....
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10 o'clock bed time is gonna happen
Fuck. Today.
Whitey Bulger Arrested: Infamous Mob Fugitive... →
Wow.
Constantly working on being equally more Michelle Obama and Paris Geller
“Why is everyone a dick in June?”
– My co-worker, stating the realest shit I’ve ever heard
I’m sitting in a Bruegger’s Bagels in the Financial District with “Landslide” playing in the background - the old one, not the one by the Dixie Chicks. I’m in a perfect storm to bust out crying into my café-sized sesame chicken salad because after 5 straight days of feeling defeated by work and a horrible dream last weekend about getting fired (and subsequently broken...
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“If you want instant gratification, do heroin.”
– The only smart thing I’ve sad in probably 6 days
CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA AREN'T JUST SPEAKING WITH... →
Here’s the thing. I know for almost certain that Rihanna and Chris Brown are going to end up together. I know this because I know these things. It’s this weird, innate thing I can sometimes channel. I’ve mentioned this before and I will continue to do so until I die, but I knew - for certain - like 4 years prior to it happening that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would end up...
Cool Stories From The Subway, Part II
The escalator for my subway stop is dedicated to Counselman Hymann Pill. How’s that for a name?
Cool Stories From The Subway
A man who looks exactly like that guy who was always outside creepily shoveling shit but turned out to be good in the end in Home Alone is standing against a post reading aloud from a small spiral notebook. Maybe I’d be less afraid if he were annunciating or even speaking in an audible manner, but dude is straight up speaking at a mumbly level. And now he’s pacing a bit and wagging his finger.
...
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This Is Why I'm Lame
Went out to get drinks with the ladies I’ll be living with in September (more on that later), and we had two drinks each. I haven’t exactly eaten all day, so …. It’s 9:45, I’m sufficiently drunk, and I’m home.
You could also call this “baller status”, if you were so inclined.
“You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t black...”
– Republican New York State Senator Roy McDonald, explaining why he intends to break with most of his fellow Republicans and vote in favor of legalizing gay marriage in New York. (via officialssay)
So important
Cool Story
Two military dudes (or guys dressed in BDUs all the same) are sitting in the subway station so fucked up on god knows what that they keep their heads up or eyes open. God bless America?
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I woke up twice last night, once screaming from a too-real dream and once because my second too-real dream had me believing I was already 3 hours late to work. Since J recently moved out (aka found his own place) last Friday, he’s spent two out of three nights with me, last night being one. Upon actually getting up this morning, I stated to him that either he is going to need to stay with me...
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Chic on the Cheap: Giveaway: Old Navy Pride Tee! →
chiconthecheap:
I know a lot of you were wanting an Old Navy Pride Tee, but they unfortunately were only available in about 30 Old Navy stores. I went to my local store that carried them, and they only had one women’s size left, a Small. Too small for me, but I thought it’d be perfect to giveaway! (but I did…
Shut up - I NEEEEED this!!!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-5) →
Chris Brown (22)
Beyoncé (2)
Kelis (2)
Whitney Houston (2)
Colby O’Donis (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Here’s some TMI-esque background information the may or may not be relevant to the story thereafter, but I’m just having a fuck of a day, so deal.
• I’m in my period
• I have a small-grade UTI
• The subsequent meds are making me feel like I’m under water
• Tired. Tired tired tired tired tired.
I just need to say that my room looks like the tornados hit it rather than...
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Can’t wait to get to lunch so I can kvetch on Tumblr about my life today and how I cried like a 4 year old this morning about my room being a complete mess. Oh yeah, you can’t wait to read this post.
