Zen and the Pursuit of Simplicity: Archive

This motherfucker really did just decide that “I just want you to trim the dead ends off” meant to fucking cut all my hair off. He was really sneaky about it, too, so even more pissed. I am, henceforth, only going to hairdressers who have curly hair. I feel like they are the only ones who understand the concept that however short you cut it when it’s straight, it will end up...

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Jul 29th

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I helped this group friend out by getting her an interview at my company, who is hella hiring right now. I’ll just be frank here and let you know that, yes, my company does compensate for referrals who stick around until at least the three month mark, but beyond that I felt good for helping a potentially jobless-after-graduation chick out. In doing this, she kept asking me questions about...

Jul 29th

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This is the most devastating and unfortunate post...

I don’t think I “get” the internet anymore. I am seriously under the impression that there are about 25 websites that exist, and Google or Facebook or whatever probably own half of them. Sure, I have an RSS feed (a healthy one that nags me like a 3 year old when I don’t keep up with it), but in terms of times like now when I’m literally just wasting the hours until...

Jul 28th

So I guess I’ve been golfing too much. This is a funny statement only to those who know that the only golf clubs I’ve ever held have been of the mini golf variety (minus the putters around the office, I suppose), plus the fact that I’m having anxiety about the fact that my diagnosis is like a washed down, cheap version of tennis elbow. Golfer’s elbow. They’re the...

Jul 28th

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OHkay. I was just sitting here getting ready to cry my flipping eyes out because of this video, which is documenting the huge line in New York City at the City Clerk’s office today - the first day allowable for same-sex marriage. What gets to me most is that several of these couples have been together for 20 years - they’ve built a life together so far beyond marriage that it’s...

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Jul 24th

“Your goal should be to become recession proof because if you’re good in bad...”

– Brent Kiser (via brentwenttohollywood)

Jul 24th

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Jul 23rd

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“Every Step I Take” - New Edition

Jul 23rd

Amy Winehouse dead: Found dead at her London flat... →

Jul 23rd

AllHipHop.com Daily News - : Pablo Dylan, Bob... →

Hot.

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Here's Something

I have GOT. TO. figure out a way to calm the fuck down by at least 400%. I am going to put myself in an early grave entirely due to unnecessary stress and high blood pressure (and ohmygod I just spelled it “blud” the first time around because raise your hand if you’ve just fucking given up on today). Today, I seriously spent three to four hours freaking the fuck out because my...

Jul 19th

Jul 17th

My self harm now is a full small pizza and sleep deprivation. Sometimes it feels just as effective as that which left me scars across all parts of my arms, but most times it falls so so so short.

Jul 15th

Climate Change...Fast Solutions Are All We Have... →

We are seeing and hearing of the worse possible scenario for the effects of anthropologic climate change. Already, it is likely that we can not avoid some of the most damaging effects such as complete melting of the Artic icecaps which when it happens will release their stored carbon to accelerate the process even faster. The scientific community has stated that in order to keep mass...

Jul 14th

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Jul 12th

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A Serious Conversation I Had This Evening

Me, immediately upon J answering the phone (no salutation whatsoever): Did you know that it only costs $5700 for a boob job [keep in mind that I'm not lacking in this department]
J, inquisitively: Where did you find that out, babe?
Me: Oh, while I was watching Teen Mom.
J: OHHHHHHHHHHkay. All right. I'm done here.

Jul 12th

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