My Pet Peeve: When my merchants knowingly choose a... →
And you know what, its still just Monday morning.
This move, too, will cause me the most horrendous of break outs, I can already tell. I literally only have my clothes left, and I’m giving up. You couldn’t possibly understand how many clothes I have, it’s borderline a Hoarders special. I feel sick thinking about it.
How You Know It's Wednesday
Me: So I'm watching probably the best ever episode of Teen Mom right now.
J: I am done with you.
The only thing I'll say about this, my final...
If you have a disagreement about something, now is not the time to say, “Oh, and by the way, I didn’t say anything about this [4 months ago, and counting], but it really pissed me off so I’m going to get it off my chest now,” and commence to listing off shit that has never once passed your lips previously. All this via email. It’s not the time to say that something...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-21) →
Miike Snow (2) Beyoncé (2) LCD Soundsystem (1) Washed Out (1) Brooke Hogan (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Wait get it … Cuz they’re homophones.– The punchline for EVERY joke I tell because grammatical humor is a riot as well as a big party pleaser
Things that are awful: Being so tired that you have to keep yourself awake by any means necessary until a “reasonable time” to go to bed, otherwise you’re just going to wake up at 5 AM and, seriously, what in the fuck do sane, otherwise normal people do at 5 AM? I hate 5 AM. Going over to a friend’s house to soothe yourself with wine and girl company and ending up...
Brooklyn Mutt: The REAL reasons for the Verizon... →
herblondness: Dear America, Today 45,000 Verizon employees received their last paycheck until this strike is over. We understand that in this economy everyone should be willing to give up something for the betterment of our country’s financial welfare. We are more than willing to bargain with Verizon to come up with a fair contract for everyone involved. We are not asking for ...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-14) →
Britney Spears (18) Usher (4) Kanye West (3) Trina (1) Brooke Hogan (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Definitely just sat down next to a woman on the train who had sprawled out over three seats - herself in one, her bag in the seat to her right, and her water bottle in the one to her left. Her fucking water bottle had a seat to itself on a fairly crowded train at the end of rush hour. I literally walked right up to the seat and sat my tush right down as she nervously (and ashamedly, I’d...
I probably should make a second blog for this
I’m sure that some might have gathered through my posts and pictures and, actually, absence that I am a person who is partnered. I have an equal and opposite and completing half who intellectually arouses and emotionally supports and very simply loves me. With all these things, J has proposed an idea that I believe needs to come to fruition, if for nothing else than to quell some of my more...
The Electoral College Is Now Half-Dead -- Daily... →
So apparently some states - New Hampshire, Illinois, Maryland, New Jersey, and California to name a few - have put together this pact that they are going to award their electoral college votes to the candidate who receives the most votes nationwide. I have to say that I am an ardent disbeliever in how effective or necessary the electoral college is to begin with. My primary issue is the...
I think I understand why we were downgraded to a triple A credit rating.– Me, after watching exactly three and a half minutes of Basketball Wives
This Sharia law business is crap. It’s just crazy, and I’m tried of dealing with...– New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a Republican, defending his Muslim-American judicial appointee Sohail Mohammed from criticism brought by the “crazies.” (via officialssay) Here here
Is it still kosher to take naps in the middle of the day? Because I’m so cool with finding a place to curl the fuck up and get some shut eye, rather than pumping caffeine directly into my veins or whatever.
Dinner tonight: 2 pieces of leftover pizza and the second half of a slice of cheesecake. This goes hand in hand with last night’s dinner: some pizza and half a slice of cheesecake, all eaten after 11 PM. Basically, in the context of my life, having a boyfriends means that I’ve started eating like a college freshman again. Here’s to love.
Going in to work today, I can’t believe that I’m wasting my intellectual energy on THIS.
Dunning–Kruger effect →
“[A] cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to recognize their mistakes” I already know. I already work with this population of people on a regular basis. I already fucking know.