Amazing gymnast pulls off an amazing sequence of... →
It is plenty obvious that this is fake. See that part where he just goes in flips after flips after flips after triple flips and that is not real.
I’ve decided I want three lovers. The first would be enormously rich, with...– Liza Minnelli
My bill is very simple, I just null and void any regulations passed in the last...– Rep. Don Young, an Alaska Republican, explaining his plans to introduce a bill that would repeal every federal regulation that’s been put into effect in the past two decades. (via officialssay) Sweet fucking Jesus, I’ve never met an Alaskan I like.
kindafabulous: New Year Yo!
Just get another job” is the type of comment that makes my eyes twitch. Not...– lolwut: i love the privileged sentiment that comes with the whole “if you don’t like your job, change it! its as easy as that!!!” that people spout when others complain. listen: i get it. listening to people bitch about work can get tiring and sometimes you want to shake someone (me) when they...
“That’s a terrible place to leave keys,” I mutter to myself every night before shrugging and heading off to bed. It should hardly shock you that each morning I spend 5 minutes or more attempting to find my keys.
I have no goals now that I have beat all levels of Angry Birds.– This is true. So unfortunately true.
This joke base never gets old to me. Alternate...
Me, via text: Yoga 2knight?
Me: Get it? Homophones.
I just learned about capacitors from a guy at work, which has already made my day. Other things that have killed me this far: figuring out that businesses can actually achieve a F rating with the BBB, getting told I sound like I’m in high school, getting a birthday card with 10$ in it from my company, and getting lunch with my team for free for my birthday. So. What’s up with you?
I literally almost laughed out loud tonight as I listened to someone blather on and on and on about subjects pertaining entirely to herself. In sales, one of the many things you learn is to just shut. up. Obviously that’s been a treat in and of itself for me to learn because - hi - but all the same it’s an important tool to make money. On the other hand, to employ the method of simply...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
Beyoncé (2) Nicki Minaj (1) Erykah Badu (1) The Roots (1) New Girl (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
"Beware of the person who has nothing to lose." →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
Britney Spears (3) Jennifer Lopez (3) Janet Jackson (2) Justin Bieber (2) Rihanna (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Having a J Lo listening party (population: 1) on the way home from a long work day, and it’s sort of a nice change if pace. Someone once told me that J Lo is a great actress and only a sub par singer, and it was someone who would know that sort of thing. Some people jut spout nonsense, but this was definitely someone whose opinion on the matter seemed valid and relevant, so I listened. This...