April 2012
22 posts
Watchdrinkyourjuice:
Tina Fey destroying at charades because of course. Part two here.
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My therapist chose the WRONG week to be sick and cancel our appointment. I am fucking crazy, and maybe - just maybe - I save things up for that one hour a week and I just get to go in there and vent and shit, no judgment. Most times I’m convinced I’m in therapy just to have a non-friend to complain or boast or emote to who can’t “drop” me. I’m basically paying...
anticapitalist:
So did you guys end up saving uganda?
holy. shit.
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Has Oprah Become Irrelevant? →
This horrifies me beyond something I’m capable of really going into because - hello - OPRAH!! I’ve long atested that if someone loved me, they’d let me have access to Oprah. My boyfriend, for instance, lives in this crappy place. Like, awful bed, not enough space, bad lighting (but he’s so greeeaaaaaattttttttt), and sometimes I just go over there because for some bizarre,...
If you are in a “I hate people today and can stand for a lot of people time” mood, then please just count me out. Don’t come try and hang out with me as if I will be the savior of your mood because chances are that you won’t find me funny. I have one of those acquired senses of humor, which pretty much a) requires audience participation; and b) will grate on your nerves if...
Anyone who is actually independent or grown...
Just sayin
“Okay, [Good In Bed is] definitely the worst book in America, just like that Kite...”
– I should write book reviews for the Times, or at least get quotes put on books’ jackets
“…. in the group porn I was watching last night.”
– Yeah, the guys at work definitely gave up having qualms about acting as if work is not frat around me
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At work today, someone I love called me a feminist in a derogatory way and I was like, COOL WELL I’M DEFINITELY NOT IRONING YOUR SHIRTS ANYMORE!
Scientists have confirmed this weekend that I...
Touché
The Benefits of Being Shameless
tracieeganmorrissey:
Ever since I got pregnant I sort of had this idea in my head that I’d want to write an essay about how I’ve gone about reconciling my past as a self-identified slut and transitioned into being a mother. But the words wouldn’t come to me when I was pregnant, so I figured I’d get to it once I actually had the baby and experienced motherhood. So I waited and waited, and now,...
