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Me: Also I'm in Missouri the 20th-27th of June. Make of that what you can/will. [My sister] will be out of the state apparently.
BFF: So what I'm hearing you say is weeklong party at [your sister]'s.
I love stripper vagina.– Texts from my coworker
My new year’s resolution (the May remix): quit making plans with flakey people
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.– Miranda Lambert
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via barackobama) Boom
I love reading Yelp reviews (or encountering life situations in general) where a person will admit to being negligent in a situation, and then go on to trash the company because no one had ESP. I used to work at a gym and I can’t tell you how many times people would call up and be PISSED that they were still being charged for the gym membership even though they hadn’t been in months .....
Dear Two People Who Just Brought Starbucks Coffee Into The Socially-Conscious, Local Co-Op/Coffee Shop, I’m awe-inspired by your blatant disregard of the whole general rule that everyone knows about where you don’t bring food from other establishments into a food establishment. What causes me additional distress is that you brought food into this coffee shop that you could have...
Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living...– J-Woww, in response to Bristol Palin’s mess of a reaction to Obama’s stance on marriage equality .. This girl is real
I almost purchased a pleather poofy(ish?) skirt at Macy’s tonight an stopped dead when I realized that I’m definitely not stylish enough to be pulling that one off. I’m barely good enough for nice sweaters, to be honest. Ever since I started corporate, my closer is chock full of business gear and yoga pants + raggedy t-shirts. Please check your mid-level good-looking-in-life...
It happens when a father realizes he doesn’t just love his daughter, but also...– President Obama (via barackobama)
It’s so awesome to have a minor breakdown at work and just like everyone knows and is sort of like oh this was bound to happen, I’m not even going to look because so what, who cares? I’m not train wreck-y enough for people I stare at. As in, they already knew I was gonna go ballistic so they’ve already got coffee mugs and tshirts and have seen the movie. The real thing is...