What is going on in your head??– Texts frequently sent to me by J, who always follows it up with, “I love you, but I’m just asking.”
Me, about some chick he's sweatin: So, are you gonna try and get to 2nd base with her?
Coworker: What is 2nd base? Anal?
Excellent article on Chelsea Clinton (Vogue) →
I don’t particularly dislike him as a person.– Newt Gingrich’s feelings on Mitt Romney. Me too, boo boo