Zen and the Pursuit of Simplicity

admittedly, I only know it's the festival of lights because of adam sandler

• Me: [Answering the phone] Happy Hanukkah!
• Friend: What? Huh? Wait, what did you say?
• Me: Hanukkah! It's the first night of Hanukkah.
• Friend: What the fuck is Hanukkah?
• Me: It's the festival of lights. So it's the first night for that or whatever.
• Friend: Oh shit, is that an African thing?
• Me: I mean, I guess Jews are in Africa, sure. Wait, are you high?
• Friend: You know me.