Dear Two People Who Just Brought Starbucks Coffee Into The Socially-Conscious, Local Co-Op/Coffee Shop,
I’m awe-inspired by your blatant disregard of the whole general rule that everyone knows about where you don’t bring food from other establishments into a food establishment. What causes me additional distress is that you brought food into this coffee shop that you could have purchased from this coffee shop. To add insult to injury, it was coffee from a huge chain — the whole idea of this cafe is to support locally grown fare.
You are idiots. You are serious, serious idiots.