I’m not trying to show you my cleavage here (even though, duh, I should be). What I’m going for here is a shot of my HEAT RASH, which by the way there’s a great article about what it is over on Web MD if you’re not familiar. The basics:
- It gets really, really hot
- You, the afflicted, are a profuse sweater
- The sweat gets trapped below your skin and then all these red bumps pop up
- Now said area is scaly and stings
It’s basically one of those pale white girl things that I bet not just pale white girls get, but that’s me so whatever. And also, I don’t really look at Web MD like that, for the record, but this didn’t tell me that my I had gangrene, like Web MD is wont to do, so it’s cool.