Zen and the Pursuit of Simplicity

Watermelon Oreos: The Latest Twist on an Iconic Cookie

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:48:38 -0400

Watermelon Oreos: The Latest Twist on an Iconic Cookie:

I can’t even with this :(

Love

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:11:31 -0400

Love

Who is beating me when I’m not lucid???!?

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:04:41 -0400

Who is beating me when I’m not lucid???!?

Spending the day (slash right now) marathoning The Mindy Project...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:11:53 -0400

Spending the day (slash right now) marathoning The Mindy Project because, once again, I’m paralyzed by how little I feel and how under-accomplished and worthless I am. Other items on the agenda today: get rid of the porn nails, find a therapist, take out the recycling, do laundry, bake cupcakes. Is my single-ness hiding well or what?

This dumb show has at least one witty, hilarious interaction

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:52:44 -0400

Harry: I told you not to read the [mommy] blogs!
Savi: Well they're impossible to avoid.

Things that are making me cringe like a motherfucker right now (in no particular order)

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:15:30 -0400

I’m watching this really dumb show called Mistresses and this idiot character’s name is Savi (and is that a fucking name??) and the actors are pretty much all around terrible
My new roommate took all of about 5 days to notice that our other roommate is obsessed with her ownself on this whole different level, like when she’s mentioned no less than 15 times in the past week that she has a Masters degree .. bitch, so what.
My pointer finger nail cracked off and so I only have 9 porn looking nails right now
I have 9 pornstar-inspired nails right now

Convince myself that I need to at least date other people if I...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:34:33 -0400

Convince myself that I need to at least date other people if I can’t get out of this relationship (that sounds weird, but it’s true) —> Sign up and pay for 3 months of Match —> make profile that doesn’t make me completely feel embarrassed/depressed/loser-ish —> find photos within the past month that are totally representative —> search and find some serious candidates —> leave computer without emailing or anything because this has already been a process for one day —> never go back on the site and it’s been a week

Totally tired of getting brushed off from people who don’t adequarely keep calendars....

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:53:10 -0400

Totally tired of getting brushed off from people who don’t adequarely keep calendars. Seriously - you’re an adult. If we make a date even 1 month out, write it in your fucking calendar. We’re still on unless you call me to tell me we’re not. If you’re making excuses 100% of the time, then I am so over it.

Things that are disconcerting

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:49:36 -0400

I’m nauseous literally every single morning.

hellahotmess: relevant. Yasssssss

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 03:26:09 -0400

hellahotmess:

relevant.

Yasssssss

That life

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:17:58 -0400

That life

"When people show you who they are, believe them."

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:42:59 -0400

“When people show you who they are, believe them.”

- Oprah

Queen

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:35:14 -0400

Queen

georgeolken: viatumbledore: “Kathrine Switzer is the first...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 12:23:22 -0400

georgeolken:

viatumbledore:

“Kathrine Switzer is the first woman to run the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She entered and completed the race in 1967, five years before women were officially allowed to compete in it. She registered under the gender-neutral ‘K. V. Switzer’. Race official Jock Semple attempted to remove her from the race, and is noted to have shouted, ‘Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.’ However, Switzer’s boyfriend, who was running with her, shoved Semple aside and sent him flying. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.”

This blog turned 4 today!

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:37:08 -0400

This blog turned 4 today!

This was me today when everything dissolved, no problems. The...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:23:14 -0400

This was me today when everything dissolved, no problems. The beach is magical.

I totally understand Charlie Sheen now. Anyone know anyone who...

Fri, 31 May 2013 20:01:40 -0400

I totally understand Charlie Sheen now. Anyone know anyone who is filthy rich and wants to sponsor my weekend away? Also, I just conquered a fear by posting a video of myself so.

Jake: Rather than one teaspoon of spices, I put in TWO TABLESPOONS of spices.

Fri, 31 May 2013 13:21:09 -0400

Jake: Rather than one teaspoon of spices, I put in TWO TABLESPOONS of spices.
Me: Bold.

Watching some idiots about to head out on the Spirit of Boston,...

Mon, 27 May 2013 18:47:17 -0400

Watching some idiots about to head out on the Spirit of Boston, which isn’t snazzy at all, ps, because everyone who has lived in this city has been on at least one shitty boat cruise.

Freshly pressed local apples

Mon, 27 May 2013 15:51:15 -0400

Freshly pressed local apples